Brilliance

Earlier tonight, while discussing the end times together...

Friend/Mentor: Who was Jesus speaking to?
Me: (drawing a blank, trying to save face) The people who were listening...?


I am a genius. Now if only I had thought of that answer while in college... no matter, I didn't take CF 1, 2 or Gospel Lit, so it wouldn't have really mattered

(right now all my fellow majors are jealous and wondering how I escaped CF 1 & 2... well, I did a lot of correspondance/IS through a super-cheap bible school. It was like $63 dollars/class and they transfered in 3 or 4 credits a piece. I also managed to evaded Theology 1 that way, as well. Mmmmhmmm. The downside? I did really well in all those classes and couldn't transfer in my GPA in order to raise it. LAAAAMEEEE... )